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This picture makes me shiver
I can just imagine myself like this as your executive assistant, Sir. The end of the leash looped around your chair leg. Enough length for me to be useful doing office work, but always at your beckon yank, to crawl over and be useful to You.
My interview process is quite grueling, you know. You need excellent oral skills. You will be expected to perform in several important and challenging positions. A very strict dress code will be enforced at all times. You will have to accept periods of long, hard overtime. And while it is encouraged that you take your own initiative in my employ, when given an order you must immediately obey.
So, kitten, there is a length of chain curled up under my desk… If you’re still interested, let’s get you settled in.